Inflation Busters

Our Royale Inflation Busters feature premium flowers at a reasonable price.

$150 Ounces

Sativa-dominant (60/40)

3.5g: $65 $50
7g: $120 $90
28g: $425 $150

Chocolate Diesel is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) named for its amazing taste and mind-bending high.

Chocolate Diesel’s sharp yet sweet and funky aroma and flavor screams gassy, greasy and woodsy glue terps, paired with a nutty, nutella-like diesel, musky cherry pie and flashes of subtle bubblegum.
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The high is potent AF, it will hit your body, sending a tingling and slightly numbing buzz through your feet and legs before spreading through the rest of your body. You get calming hazy feel in your mind that makes your eyes glossy and super low as you go through an intense and euphoric experience.

GG4

Indica-dominant (65/35)

3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150

GG4 is an indica-dominant hybrid strain (65% indica/35% sativa) with an out-of-this-world high 32% average THC level,

Known for its body-melting effects, GG4 is perfect for kicking back on those nights when rest just won’t come easily.

The high has a slowly building onset, first hitting you in the mind with a lifted sense of euphoria. As your negative or racing thoughts quickly fade away, your body will drop off into a state of deep physical relaxation then, couch-lock – for hours!

Indica-dominant Hybrid (75/25)

3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150

Ice Cream Cake is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain (75% indica/25% sativa) with a high 20-25% average THC level.

The name of this bud says it all in the flavor department. Ice Cream Cake packs a super delicious cheesy creamy flavor with a sweet nuttiness that lingers long after you finish your final toke.

The high is just as beautiful as the flavor, with lifted and relaxing effects that will have you kicking back in no time flat.

Indica-dominant (75/25)

3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150

Ice Gelato is an indica dominant hybrid strain (75% indica/25% sativa) with a high 20-26% average THC level.

Ice Gelato is the perfect bud for any discerning indica lover. It has a sweet and creamy vanilla flavor with hints of nutty cake and fresh fruits. The aroma is just as delicious, with a nutty vanilla overtone that’s creamy, sugary and fruity.

Ice Gelato will have you chatty and pretty giggly from start to finish, laughing at anything and everything around you for hours. This is accompanied by a lightly sedative body high that will instantly lock you to the couch without making you too sleepy.

Balanced (50/50)

3.5g: $55 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150

Kush Mint is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) with a heavy 22-24% average THC level.

Kush Mint has a fabulously sharp minty taste with hints of fresh coffee and earthy cookies to it. The aroma is of earthy sweet woods and rich spicy coffee with a heavy kick of mint.

3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150

Purple Banana is a 70/30 Indica leaning hybrid. This strain is a swirl of yummy purple tastes and outcomes blend with kush and banana undertones for a simply delectable high.

It features a refreshingly piquant kush taste with the additional flavor of a berry-grape smoothie. Not for beginners.

Balanced (50/50)

3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150

Sour Cake is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) known to be a great-tasting bud that will hit both mind and body with a high level of potency. This bud packs a sweet and sour creamy vanilla flavor with hints of spicy earth and fresh herbs.

The Sour Cake high is just as delightful with a happy overtone that will leave you feeling giggly and without a care in the world.

Balanced (50/50)

3.5g: $55 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150

XJ-13 is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) with a 23-25% average THC level.

XJ-13 produces a flavor unlike anything you may have tasted before. It has a pleasurable taste which is spicy and sweet at the same time. However, you will note hints of lime and pine while smoking the strain.

It is true when they say XJ-13 is every wake and baker’s dream strain.

$250 Ounces

ONE ounce for $250 or TWO ounces for $400

Indica-dominant (80/20)

3.5g: $60
7g: $100
14g: $150
28g: $250

Blue Cookies is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) that makes for a potent body buzz and the sativa genes also provide an energized cerebral effect.

Blue GSC is popular on the West Coast but much harder to find in other parts of the United States.

It won the Cannabis Cup in the medical hybrid category based largely on its whopping THC content, measured at more than 28% making this strain one of the strongest on the market.

The flavor is sweet and smooth, with notes of orange, earth, and candy. The smell is sweet and reminiscent of cookies.

Balanced (50/50)

3.5g: $55
7g: $100
14g: $150
28g: $250

Blue Nerds is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) named for its gorgeous appearance and amazing flavor.

The Blue Nerds flavor is similar to a bouquet of fresh fruits with sugary blueberries, sour apples and sweet, fruity melons.

With a 25-26% average THC level, the Blue Nerds high is just as delicious as its taste and smell, with a happy, soothing overtone that activates the brain and settles the body in no time at all.

Indica-dominant (55/45)

3.5g: $55
7g: $100
14g: $190 $150
28g: $350 $250

This powerhouse is a 55%/45% Indica dominant hybrid and leads to a creative, productive and floaty feeling, while also physically relaxing the body. It smells like a lavender berry bouquet and tastes fruity, sherbet-y and delicious.

Indica-dominant (60/40)

3.5g: $75 $55
7g: $150 $100
14g: $275 $150
28g: $550 $250

Lemon Cherry Gelato is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) with a high 19-28% average THC level and a taste and aroma much like its name suggests – sour lemons plus rich cherries and berries.

This tasty bud is good for a relaxed night at home. It gives a boost of happiness at the onset of the high, immediately erasing any negative moods or racing thoughts. This quickly turns stoney, leaving you unfocused and fading in and out of heady bliss.

Balanced (50/50)

3.5g: $60
7g: $100
14g: $150
28g: $250

Pink Cookies is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) with a high 17-24% average THC level.

Pink Cookies is the perfect choice for any lover of delicious hybrids. Its flavor is on the sweeter side of things, with a fresh fruity cherry overtone accented by nutty vanilla and creamy caramel.

The Pink Cookies high is delightful with a buzzy yet relaxing overtone that will have you feeling kicked back in no time at all.

Sativa-dominant (60/40)

3.5g: $65 $55
7g: $120 $100
14g: $225 $150
28g: $400 $250

Red Cake is a slightly dominant sativa hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) named for its amazing flavor. Red Cake is the perfect mouthwatering bud for any indica lover who loves a great taste with their medicine.

Red Cake has a sweet chocolatey and creamy flavor with hints of fresh vanilla and a bouquet of fresh fruits. The Red Cake high is just as delicious, with soothing, full-bodied effects that will calm both body and soul.

Balanced (50/50)

3.5g: $55
7g: $100
14g: $150
28g: $250

Zookies is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) with a delicious sweet and peppery cookie flavor and mind-bending potency. The long lasting high will leave you totally relaxed from head to toe and blissfully calm and unfocused.

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