Inflation Busters
Our Royale Inflation Busters feature premium flowers at a reasonable price.
$150 Ounces
3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150
GG4 is an indica-dominant hybrid strain (65% indica/35% sativa) with an out-of-this-world high 32% average THC level,
Known for its body-melting effects, GG4 is perfect for kicking back on those nights when rest just won’t come easily.
The high has a slowly building onset, first hitting you in the mind with a lifted sense of euphoria. As your negative or racing thoughts quickly fade away, your body will drop off into a state of deep physical relaxation then, couch-lock – for hours!
3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150
Ice Cream Cake is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain (75% indica/25% sativa) with a high 20-25% average THC level.
The name of this bud says it all in the flavor department. Ice Cream Cake packs a super delicious cheesy creamy flavor with a sweet nuttiness that lingers long after you finish your final toke.
The high is just as beautiful as the flavor, with lifted and relaxing effects that will have you kicking back in no time flat.
3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150
Ice Gelato is an indica dominant hybrid strain (75% indica/25% sativa) with a high 20-26% average THC level.
Ice Gelato is the perfect bud for any discerning indica lover. It has a sweet and creamy vanilla flavor with hints of nutty cake and fresh fruits. The aroma is just as delicious, with a nutty vanilla overtone that’s creamy, sugary and fruity.
Ice Gelato will have you chatty and pretty giggly from start to finish, laughing at anything and everything around you for hours. This is accompanied by a lightly sedative body high that will instantly lock you to the couch without making you too sleepy.
3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150
MAC 1, also known as “Miracle Alien Cookies X1.” Is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) with a high 20-23% average THC level
MAC 1 has a classic sour diesel flavor with a spicy herbal overtone that’s accented by sweet citrus. The aroma is very similar, although with a heavy pungent overtone that lingers long after your final toke.
The MAC 1 high starts in the head with a rushing euphoria that fills your mind with an expansive happiness, gently easing away negative or racing thoughts and replacing them with creative motivation and pure happiness.
3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150
For consumers in the know, OG “original gangster” is a classic strain with a cult following. It is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (55% sativa/45% indica) with a potently high 19-26% average THC level.
OG has a pungent woody and piney taste with a hint of spicy earth on exhale.
The OG high starts pretty quickly, giving you a feeling of rushing sociability, chattiness, hunger, and a case of the giggles. You’ll be munching on food constantly, looking for anyone to talk to, and feeling completely relaxed the whole time.
3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150
The Pineapple Breeze strain is an embodiment of tropical wonders and clear, energetic vibes. This strain sets itself apart in aroma and taste with hints of fresh apple and ripe mango. As one delves deeper, flavors of pineapple combined with subtle undertones of pine and cedar become evident.
Pineapple Breeze provides an enduring vibrancy, making it the go-to choice for lively afternoons and imaginative ventures. By tapping into this strain, enthusiasts not only indulge in a sensory fiesta but also harness the momentum it offers for creative pursuits.
3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150
Purple Banana is a 70/30 Indica leaning hybrid. This strain is a swirl of yummy purple tastes and outcomes blend with kush and banana undertones for a simply delectable high.
It features a refreshingly piquant kush taste with the additional flavor of a berry-grape smoothie. Not for beginners.
3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150
Sour Cake is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) known to be a great-tasting bud that will hit both mind and body with a high level of potency. This bud packs a sweet and sour creamy vanilla flavor with hints of spicy earth and fresh herbs.
The Sour Cake high is just as delightful with a happy overtone that will leave you feeling giggly and without a care in the world.
3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150
White Truffle is an indica-dominant strain (60% indica/40% sativa) which produces a quick-hitting head high that will clear your mind of worry.
WIth a 22-26% THC average, the White Truffle high is said to be “calming and slightly buzzy.” This strain is best when enjoyed after a long day of work or during the evening hours to relax and unwind.
White Truffle features a savory and earthy flavor profile accompanied by a mild skunky aroma.
$250 Ounces
ONE ounce for $250 or TWO ounces for $400
3.5g: $55
7g: $100
14g: $150
28g: $250
Blue Nerds is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) named for its gorgeous appearance and amazing flavor.
The Blue Nerds flavor is similar to a bouquet of fresh fruits with sugary blueberries, sour apples and sweet, fruity melons.
With a 25-26% average THC level, the Blue Nerds high is just as delicious as its taste and smell, with a happy, soothing overtone that activates the brain and settles the body in no time at all.
3.5g: $55
7g: $100
14g: $190 $150
28g: $350 $250
This powerhouse is a 55%/45% Indica dominant hybrid and leads to a creative, productive and floaty feeling, while also physically relaxing the body. It smells like a lavender berry bouquet and tastes fruity, sherbet-y and delicious.
3.5g: $55
7g: $100
14g: $150
28g: $250
Glookies is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) with long-lasting effects and a satisfyingly high 15-19% average THC level.
Glookies’ aroma is of earthy diesel and pungent chocolate with a spicy overtone that intensifies as the nugs are broken apart and burned.
3.5g: $55
7g: $100
14g: $150
28g: $250
Kush Mint is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) with a heavy 22-24% average THC level.
Kush Mint has a fabulously sharp minty taste with hints of fresh coffee and earthy cookies to it. The aroma is of earthy sweet woods and rich spicy coffee with a heavy kick of mint.
3.5g: $75 $55
7g: $150 $100
14g: $275 $150
28g: $550 $250
Lemon Cherry Gelato is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) with a high 19-28% average THC level and a taste and aroma much like its name suggests – sour lemons plus rich cherries and berries.
This tasty bud is good for a relaxed night at home. It gives a boost of happiness at the onset of the high, immediately erasing any negative moods or racing thoughts. This quickly turns stoney, leaving you unfocused and fading in and out of heady bliss.
3.5g: $65 $55
7g: $130 $100
14g: $240 $150
28g: $450 $250
Pink Diamond is an indica-dominant hybrid strain (90% Indica / 10% Sativa) with a moderately high 16-20% average THC level.
Pink Diamond has a mixture of flavors ranging from sweet citrus to earthy skunk. It’s a great strain for hanging out with friends or catching up on TV shows at home.
Pink Diamond OG will leave you feeling glued to the couch with major munchies.
3.5g: $55
7g: $100
14g: $200 $150
28g: $360 $250
“It’s a Gorilla.”
Primates is an indica-dominant (90% Indica / 10% Sativa) hybrid with an intense 22-25% average THC level.
The Primates high is profoundly relaxing, a full-body experience that can lead to strong couch-lock and deep sleep. This is definitely a nighttime strain, as it can have a near-comatose effect. But the high can also be euphoric and focused, with a clear mind.
3.5g: $65 $55
7g: $120 $100
14g: $225 $150
28g: $400 $250
Red Cake is a slightly dominant sativa hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) named for its amazing flavor. Red Cake is the perfect mouthwatering bud for any indica lover who loves a great taste with their medicine.
Red Cake has a sweet chocolatey and creamy flavor with hints of fresh vanilla and a bouquet of fresh fruits. The Red Cake high is just as delicious, with soothing, full-bodied effects that will calm both body and soul.
3.5g: $60 $55
7g: $130 $100
14g: $240 $150
28g: $450 $250
“The fruity smell is unbelievable.”
Slurpee is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) with an intense 22-28% average THC level.
Slurpee packs a super sweet and fruity citrusy lemon-lime flavor with hints of sugary orange. The aroma is very similar, with a fruity citrus overtone accented by sharp lemon-lime and fresh orange.
Slurpee high is just as delicious, starting almost as soon as you exhale with a lifted happy sense. You’ll be filled with a super expansive head high that immediately boosts the spirits.
3.5g: $60 $55
7g: $110 $100
14g: $200 $150
28g: $360 $250
Starburst is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) with a head-noddingly high 25-27% average THC level.
Named for the iconic candy, this bud packs a taste that is said to be just like the yellow flavor with hints of savory diesel.
The Starburst high is surprisingly vibrant at the start, with eye-opening and euphoric effects and leaves you feeling buzzy with happiness.
3.5g: $65 $55
7g: $130 $100
14g: $240 $150
28g: $450 $250
This Indica Dominant Hybrid (70/30) is fuzzy and hairy, just like the Chewbacca character it was named after from Star Wars. This is a blend of 3 strains: ‘Girl Scout Cookies’ creates a sweet & minty flavor, with dense trichomes of ‘The White’ and potency of ‘Chemdog 91’. It’s ideal for a Sunday afternoon when all you have to do is relax. This strain creates a relaxing, happy, euphoric effect.
3.5g: $55
7g: $100
14g: $150
28g: $250
Zookies is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) with a delicious sweet and peppery cookie flavor and mind-bending potency. The long lasting high will leave you totally relaxed from head to toe and blissfully calm and unfocused.
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