Inflation Busters
Our Royale Inflation Busters feature premium flowers at a reasonable price.
$150 Ounces
3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150
GG4 is an indica-dominant hybrid strain (65% indica/35% sativa) with an out-of-this-world high 32% average THC level,
Known for its body-melting effects, GG4 is perfect for kicking back on those nights when rest just won’t come easily.
The high has a slowly building onset, first hitting you in the mind with a lifted sense of euphoria. As your negative or racing thoughts quickly fade away, your body will drop off into a state of deep physical relaxation then, couch-lock – for hours!
3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $110 $90
28g: $360 $150
Grape Gas is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) with a 19-23% average THC level and 1% CBD level.
With this bud, the name says it all in the flavor department. Grape Gas brings on the funky tastes, with hints of spicy grape candy, sour citrus and heavy gassy diesel.
The Grape Gas high is highly upbeat in nature, with energizing full-bodied effects that will get you up and moving before dropping you off into a peaceful state of deep quiet relaxation.
3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $100 $90
28g: $250 $150
Purple Banana is a 70/30 Indica leaning hybrid. This strain is a swirl of yummy purple tastes and outcomes blend with kush and banana undertones for a simply delectable high.
It features a refreshingly piquant kush taste with the additional flavor of a berry-grape smoothie. Not for beginners.
3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $110 $90
28g: $360 $150
With a 23% average THC level, this heavy, sleepy indica is an ideal nighttime strain and can help treat insomnia. It provides deep body relaxation while maintaining mental focus. The effects are calming, euphoric, and happy, and come with a powerful case of the munchies.
3.5g: $65 $50
7g: $130 $90
28g: $400 $150
Sour Tsunami is a sativa-dominant hybrid (70% sativa / 30% indica) with a high CBD content and a 22% average THC level. It has a sour flavor and smell with strong notes of diesel and earth.
3.5g: $65 $50
7g: $130 $90
28g: $400 $150
This tasty sativa has a tropical citrus terpene profile and a 24-25% average THC level.
Expect a nice head high with a behind the eye sensation accompanied with slowed down thoughts and an uplifted mood.
3.5g: $65 $50
7g: $130 $90
28g: $425 $150
Wu-Sah is a state of clarity and calmness, and that’s exactly what this strain by Lumpy’s does! Expect a high that starts mellow, and then gradually shows its power behind a light sweet floral aroma. This could be the new favorite for the sativa lovers out there. It’s got us shouting WU-SAH!
3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $110 $90
28g: $325 $150
Yum Yum, also known as Blueberry Yum Yum, is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) which came into prominence when it was awarded the best strain in High Times’ Cannabis Cup 2000.
Known as a social strain, Yum Yum provides a warm, mellow high which can last around 2-3 hours. It is commonly used in the daytime and is perfect for relaxing and watching a movie.
Yum Yum is extremely aromatic and fruity. The taste is similar to the smell meaning blueberry is the dominant taste with other lighter fruity undertones.
$250 Ounces
ONE ounce for $250 or TWO ounces for $400
3.5g: $60
7g: $100
14g: $150
28g: $250
Blue Cookies is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) that makes for a potent body buzz and the sativa genes also provide an energized cerebral effect.
Blue GSC is popular on the West Coast but much harder to find in other parts of the United States.
It won the Cannabis Cup in the medical hybrid category based largely on its whopping THC content, measured at more than 28% making this strain one of the strongest on the market.
The flavor is sweet and smooth, with notes of orange, earth, and candy. The smell is sweet and reminiscent of cookies.
3.5g: $55
7g: $100
14g: $190 $150
28g: $350 $250
This powerhouse is a 55%/45% Indica dominant hybrid and leads to a creative, productive and floaty feeling, while also physically relaxing the body. It smells like a lavender berry bouquet and tastes fruity, sherbet-y and delicious.
3.5g: $75 $55
7g: $150 $100
14g: $275 $150
28g: $550 $250
Lemon Cherry Gelato is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) with a high 19-28% average THC level and a taste and aroma much like its name suggests – sour lemons plus rich cherries and berries.
This tasty bud is good for a relaxed night at home. It gives a boost of happiness at the onset of the high, immediately erasing any negative moods or racing thoughts. This quickly turns stoney, leaving you unfocused and fading in and out of heady bliss.
The Royale Mission
Royale Dankness was established in 2020 to provide our Washington D.C. family and friends with premium fresh cannabis flowers, edibles, and cartridges. Our goal was to create a customer service focused, I-71 compliant, cannabis delivery service which offered top-of-the-line, affordable cannabis products.
Five years later and Royale Dankness has become Washington D.C.’s premier cannabis delivery service. Our customers praise our flexible and reliable scheduled deliveries, competitive pricing, and premium cannabis collections.
With overwhelming support from our customers, we’ve expanded our collections to include more affordable flowers, stronger edibles, and a variety of cartridges.
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