Sativas

Sativa-dominant (60/40)

3.5g: $65 $55
7g: $110 $100
14g: $175 $150
28g: $325 $250

Chem Cake is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) with a 25-26% average THC level.

This bud packs a truly unique flavor of doughy vanilla cake and hints of sour lemon paired with a punch of sharp sour chemicals.

The high settles in a few minutes after your final tasty exhale, filling your mind with a slowly building lift that has you feeling happy and without a care in the world.

Sativa

3.5g: $65 $60
7g: $130 $120
14g: $225 $175
28g: $400 $300

This tasty sativa has a tropical citrus terpene profile and a 24-25% average THC level.

Expect a nice head high with a behind the eye sensation accompanied with slowed down thoughts and an uplifted mood.

Sativa

3.5g: $65 $60
7g: $130 $120
14g: $225 $175
28g: $425 $300

Wu-Sah is a state of clarity and calmness, and that’s exactly what this strain by Lumpy’s does! Expect a high that starts mellow, and then gradually shows its power behind a light sweet floral aroma. This could be the new favorite for the sativa lovers out there. It’s got us shouting WU-SAH!

Sativa-dominant (85/15)

3.5g: $65 $60
7g: $130 $120
14g: $225 $175
28g: $425 $300

llemonati is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (85% indica/15% sativa) known for its potent effects and flavor profile. Illemonati typically has a THC content that ranges from 19% to 24%, making it a moderately to highly potent strain suitable for various cannabis consumers.

Sativa-dominant (75/25)

3.5g: $60 $50
7g: $110 $90
28g: $360 $150

Platinum Jack is a sativa dominant hybrid (75% sativa/25% indica) bred specifically to amplify the high powered effects of its parent strain, Jack Herer, and to add a crazy high THC level to the experience – typically hitting about 28% on average.

With long lasting effects that hit you almost immediately after your first toke, you’ll be ready for whatever your day brings your way.

Sativa-dominant (70/30)

3.5g: $75 $65
7g: $150 $130
14g: $275 $200
28g: $550 $350

Fortune Cookies is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) with a satisfyingly high 18-24% average THC level.

Fortune Cookies has the flavor of freshly baked cookies while the smell is of a strong herbal note, mixed with honey and fresh earth with sharp heavy kush.

Sativa-dominant (70/30)

3.5g: $65
7g: $150 $130
14g: $225 $200
28g: $400 $350

Sherblato is a rare sativa dominant hybrid (70% sativa/30% indica) with a high 23-25% average THC level.

Sherblato is named for its super delicious flavor and brings on a super fruity taste with a light sour tropical citrus exhale.

Sativa-dominant (70/30)

3.5g: $65 $60
7g: $130 $120
14g: $225 $175
28g: $400 $300

Sour Tsunami is a sativa-dominant hybrid (70% sativa / 30% indica) with a high CBD content and a 22% average THC level. It has a sour flavor and smell with strong notes of diesel and earth.

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