Sativas
3.5g:Â $60Â $50
7g:Â $100Â $90
28g:Â $250Â $150
The Pineapple Breeze strain is an embodiment of tropical wonders and clear, energetic vibes. This strain sets itself apart in aroma and taste with hints of fresh apple and ripe mango. As one delves deeper, flavors of pineapple combined with subtle undertones of pine and cedar become evident.
Pineapple Breeze provides an enduring vibrancy, making it the go-to choice for lively afternoons and imaginative ventures. By tapping into this strain, enthusiasts not only indulge in a sensory fiesta but also harness the momentum it offers for creative pursuits.
3.5g:Â $65Â $55
7g:Â $110Â $100
14g:Â $175Â $150
28g:Â $325Â $250
Chem Cake is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) with a 25-26% average THC level.
This bud packs a truly unique flavor of doughy vanilla cake and hints of sour lemon paired with a punch of sharp sour chemicals.
The high settles in a few minutes after your final tasty exhale, filling your mind with a slowly building lift that has you feeling happy and without a care in the world.
3.5g:Â $65Â $60
7g:Â $130Â $120
14g:Â $225Â $175
28g:Â $400Â $300
This tasty sativa has a tropical citrus terpene profile and a 24-25% average THC level.
Expect a nice head high with a behind the eye sensation accompanied with slowed down thoughts and an uplifted mood.
3.5g:Â $65Â $60
7g:Â $130Â $120
14g:Â $225Â $175
28g:Â $425Â $300
Wu-Sah is a state of clarity and calmness, and that’s exactly what this strain by Lumpy’s does! Expect a high that starts mellow, and then gradually shows its power behind a light sweet floral aroma. This could be the new favorite for the sativa lovers out there. It’s got us shouting WU-SAH!
3.5g:Â $65Â $60
7g:Â $130Â $120
14g:Â $225Â $175
28g:Â $425Â $300
llemonati is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (85% indica/15% sativa) known for its potent effects and flavor profile. Illemonati typically has a THC content that ranges from 19% to 24%, making it a moderately to highly potent strain suitable for various cannabis consumers.
3.5g:Â $65Â $60
7g:Â $130Â $120
14g:Â $225Â $175
28g:Â $425Â $300
Cindy Ripper is a rare sativa dominant hybrid strain (80% sativa/20% indica) with a stunningly high 22-28% average THC level.
Cindy Ripper is insanely delicious with a sweet lemon tropical flavor and hints of sour fruits and earth upon exhale. The aroma is just as delicious, with a sour earthy overtone accented by tangy tropical fruits.
Cindy Ripper is definitely one for the daytime or as a wake-and-bake thanks to its bright flavor and vibrant effects. You’ll feel focused and motivated, ready to tackle anything and everything on your to-do list.
3.5g:Â $75 $65
7g: $150 $130
14g: $275 $200
28g: $550 $350
Fortune Cookies is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) with a satisfyingly high 18-24% average THC level.
Fortune Cookies has the flavor of freshly baked cookies while the smell is of a strong herbal note, mixed with honey and fresh earth with sharp heavy kush.
3.5g:Â $65Â $60
7g:Â $130Â $120
14g:Â $240Â $175
28g:Â $450Â $300
Pink Floyd is a sativa dominant marijuana strain (70% sativa/30% indica) with extremely aromatic and flavorful qualities that appeal to those who like their bud to have depth and character.
Pink Floyd provides a pleasant and stimulating head high that is augmented by delicious flavors and tastes of lemon, pine, berries, and spice.
This strain isn’t just a great smoke when needing a little pick-me-up, it’s also one to pull from the stash jar when wanting to illuminate the senses.
3.5g:Â $65
7g:Â $150Â $130
14g:Â $225Â $200
28g:Â $400Â $350
Sherblato is a rare sativa dominant hybrid (70% sativa/30% indica) with a high 23-25% average THC level.
Sherblato is named for its super delicious flavor and brings on a super fruity taste with a light sour tropical citrus exhale.
3.5g: $60 $55
7g:Â $130Â $100
14g:Â $240Â $150
28g:Â $450Â $250
“The fruity smell is unbelievable.”
Slurpee is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) with an intense 22-28% average THC level.
Slurpee packs a super sweet and fruity citrusy lemon-lime flavor with hints of sugary orange. The aroma is very similar, with a fruity citrus overtone accented by sharp lemon-lime and fresh orange.
Slurpee high is just as delicious, starting almost as soon as you exhale with a lifted happy sense. You’ll be filled with a super expansive head high that immediately boosts the spirits.
3.5g:Â $65Â $60
7g:Â $130Â $120
14g:Â $225Â $175
28g:Â $400Â $300
Sour Tsunami is a sativa-dominant hybrid (70% sativa / 30% indica) with a high CBD content and a 22% average THC level. It has a sour flavor and smell with strong notes of diesel and earth.
3.5g:Â $65 $55
7g:Â $120Â $100
14g:Â $225Â $150
28g:Â $400Â $250
Red Cake is a slightly dominant sativa hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) named for its amazing flavor. Red Cake is the perfect mouthwatering bud for any indica lover who loves a great taste with their medicine.
Red Cake has a sweet chocolatey and creamy flavor with hints of fresh vanilla and a bouquet of fresh fruits. The Red Cake high is just as delicious, with soothing, full-bodied effects that will calm both body and soul.
3.5g: $60 $55
7g:Â $110Â $100
14g: $2oo $150
28g:Â $360Â $250
Living up to its name, Red Dragon, a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica), is an exotic Asian flower.
With a satisfyingly high 16-22% average THC level, Red Dragon is potent enough to satisfy experienced consumers yet moderate enough to appeal to first-time users and occasional smokers.
3.5g: $60 $55
7g:Â $110Â $100
14g:Â $200Â $150
28g:Â $360Â $250
Starburst is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) with a head-noddingly high 25-27% average THC level.
Named for the iconic candy, this bud packs a taste that is said to be just like the yellow flavor with hints of savory diesel.
The Starburst high is surprisingly vibrant at the start, with eye-opening and euphoric effects and leaves you feeling buzzy with happiness.
3.5g:Â $60Â $50
7g:Â $100Â $90
28g:Â $250Â $150
For consumers in the know, OG “original gangster” is a classic strain with a cult following. It is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (55% sativa/45% indica) with a potently high 19-26% average THC level.
OG has a pungent woody and piney taste with a hint of spicy earth on exhale.
The OG high starts pretty quickly, giving you a feeling of rushing sociability, chattiness, hunger, and a case of the giggles. You’ll be munching on food constantly, looking for anyone to talk to, and feeling completely relaxed the whole time.
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